Open-minded Individual Mugs

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Prejudice/Empathy

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"The good news is, we were able to save your leg..."

'I agree with the government.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Good news. We had 13 fewer lawsuits against us this year than last.'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."