Open-mindedness Mugs

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Help Wanted: No Preconceived Notions Required. We'll create your new world view.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Open Minded

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"I'm open to new things."

'I agree with the government.'

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

Always right.

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"I can express my opinions to you because you have an open mind."

'You can't say that all your campaign promises were slips of the tongue!'

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'For once can't you open your mind?'

VOTE, 'Okay, so I lied -- Get over it'

'Enough frank and honest talk. Let's go back to hypocrisy and dishonest talk.'

"Thanks for keeping an open mind."

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

Love

Dead to Me

"How do you plead?"

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

"If you want to speak 'with' someone that means you're opened-minded..."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Only a few more questions to determine our suitability to marry...'

Gender.

"Mom, Dad, this is my friend Cindy. Cindy is a sex worker."