Open-minded Explorer Mugs

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'For once can't you open your mind?'

Dead to Me

Gender.

Open Minded

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

The Desert Island Package

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"This can't be good."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

The Fall from Pisa

Rainbow/Horizon

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Animal immigration

"We're taking separate vacations this year."