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'It's like there's these people inside me, trying to get out.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

What's normal?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Raincloud Umbrella

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Paul Ree

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"