Confused Thinker Gifts

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

No Immediate Danger

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!