Quizzical Thinker Gifts

"What do you mean I answer every question with a question?"

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Wait a sec! I'm a rocket scientist and I don't get it. . .'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Dreams I have had...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

Illogic Tree

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The lesser of two evils.