Quizzical Thinker Gifts

"What do you mean I answer every question with a question?"

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Wait a sec! I'm a rocket scientist and I don't get it. . .'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Dreams I have had...

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Large print e-book.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'