Thoughtful Questioner Gifts

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

"There I trust that settles it."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Do Guns Kill?

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Chinese History: Redwash

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Climate Change Road

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Worlds Apart.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"