Faithful Questioner Gifts

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"Your god made me an atheist! How dare you question his wisdom?!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Where were the wise women?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Jesus wept

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

'Pray for peace... or war.'

Thomas Aquinas

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

'So, read any good book lately?'