Faithful Quizzers Gifts

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Lesbians for Christ

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

Bob Monkhouse

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Universe Challenge

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Name That Salary

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

"Not the God I expected."