Faithful Quizzers Pillows

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

Lesbians for Christ

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Universe Challenge

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

Name That Salary

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

"Not the God I expected."