Faithful Debater Pillows

"Looks like the board will finally have a reason to call a meeting."

"Do you think Jesus had one of those Bunker Buster bombs?"

"Stop saying Christians are gullible because we 'believe donkeys can talk'! There's only one talking donkey in the bible, and it happened a very long time ago."

"If you're motivated by the promise of a reward after death - will you mow my lawn for free?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Prisoner speech

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Attorney General John Ashcroft

Evangelical Political Influence

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Two hearts arguing.

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"What are we protesting about?"

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'