Courageous Debater Pillows

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Evangelical Political Influence

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

Two hearts arguing.

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"What are we protesting about?"

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

There is a new Reaper in town