Peaceful Debater Pillows

"I rushed into the battle of the sexes without a plan for winning the peace!"

Polite discourse in the 2020's

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

Woke Jersey Shore

'My opponent hates cats.'