Courageous Debater Gifts

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Evangelical Political Influence

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Two hearts arguing.

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"What are we protesting about?"

"Oh, yeah! Well my dad says St. Joe is too the patron saint of coffee!"

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

There is a new Reaper in town

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'