Polite Debater Gifts

"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

Two hearts arguing.

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Oh, yeah! Well my dad says St. Joe is too the patron saint of coffee!"

"What are we protesting about?"

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

"I deny any wrongdoing."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

"Are they with us or them?"