Polite Debater Mugs

"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

Two hearts arguing.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

"What are we protesting about?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

"Are they with us or them?"

"I deny any wrongdoing."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."