Thoughtful Debater Mugs

"Faith" is the sound your mouth makes when your brain is not strong enough to use logic.

"Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?"

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"I could've been a contender.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

A Neutral Observer

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

Prisoner speech

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Difference of Opinion

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Tucker Carlson

Evangelical Political Influence

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"What are we protesting about?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

'Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"How do you feel about people who burn the flag?"

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