Sharp-tongued Debater Mugs

"He spends half his time trying to be witty."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Difference of Opinion

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

Tucker Carlson

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Evangelical Political Influence

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Advantage, Mom."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!'