Playful Debater Mugs

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

The real cause of cloud to cloud lightning.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Just for the sake of argument, let's disagree."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

Prisoner speech

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Advantage, Mom."

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."