Playful Debaters Mugs

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

'Eve was created second so girls would always have the last word.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Changing Minds

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Mind Narrows road sign.

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Two hearts arguing.

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Advantage, Mom."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'