Light-hearted Debater Mugs

Golfers

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"If atheists don't repent, you'll burn in hell!"

PSA Banter.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Prisoner speech

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

"What are we protesting about?"

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"