Faithful Doubter Gifts

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Caption Contest TK

Monk Prompt

"God works in mysterious ways."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Jesus wept

"The buck really stops with him."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"But how many followers do you have?"