Faithful Doubter Mugs

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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Monk Prompt

"God works in mysterious ways."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Jesus wept

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

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