Faithful Questioner Mugs

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"Your god made me an atheist! How dare you question his wisdom?!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Where were the wise women?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Jesus wept

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Pray for peace... or war.'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Thomas Aquinas

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."