Inquisitive Thinker Gifts

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'Why do they plastic - wrap coconuts?'

"Sorry, your watch is permanently one hour fast...how about moving to France....?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'The Questioner'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

X-ray Psychology.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You must heal yourself.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

The Book Lover

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Assertiveness

The Female Brain and The Other One

James decided to stay in that night.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Marcel Proust