Inquisitive Spirit Gifts

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'The Questioner'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Riding School Chaos

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"And you need to know this why?"

Assertiveness

"It's going to be one of those days."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Wishing Well

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'