Inquisitive Spirit Gifts

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'The Questioner'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Riding School Chaos

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"And you need to know this why?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Assertiveness

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Wishing Well