Inquisitive Intellectual Gifts

Capital

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Could I ask just one question?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

The Book Lover

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"And you need to know this why?"

Assertiveness

"It's going to be one of those days."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."