Intellectually Curious Gifts

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Need Education - Too Smart for Own Good.

"Frances tells me you're a communications major."

The Book Lover

Boxer

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Capital

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Clever of you to invent a liquid which dissolves absolutely everything - what will you keep it in?'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"