Confounded Coder Gifts

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Open Source.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.

"Talking of non-compatible peripherals, have you seen my wife?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"