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Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'And I'm a genetically-altered cocker spaniel.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

'The tie tattoo is how I tell them apart.'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Wildlife

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Do Guns Kill?

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Idle parts

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Sex Section in the Library

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Snakecharming.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Stonehenge Books