Creature Curious T-Shirts

'I use the usual tripod gait - front and back legs on one side along ith the middle leg on the other side.' 'I never thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

'What happens after the end of time?'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

A Kangermoo

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

For services to Tourism. . .

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Flytrap nerd.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

How Platypuses Are Born

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Chameleon.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Yeti

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

Farmer's Market

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

'I don't know what it is, but if Ben's afraid of it, a shotgun won't do you any good!'

"He's downsizing."