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Timmys Pet Ostrich

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Eureka!

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Secondhand smoke.'

Museum of Bones

Plasma Ball

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Don't even think about it."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

Jerry's dancing dogs