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'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Riding School Chaos

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"I think it loves us."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Love your ambiance!"

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Piñata Walk

The job is yours - I called your references and they all said you're a good boy.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Purple Fairy

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."