Alien Curiosity Seeker T-Shirts

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

At the Museum

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Alien Snowmen

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Take me to your mechanic."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Underweird bras."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Eureka!

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'