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Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How am I abducting?

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Underweird bras."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Pyramid catflap...

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'You do Botox?'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Dalmartian Landing

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'