Alien Adventure Seekers T-Shirts

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How am I abducting?

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Underweird bras."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Pyramid catflap...

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'You do Botox?'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Dalmartian Landing

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"