Alien Encounter Seeker T-Shirts

'You do Botox?'

Alien Snowmen

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Well, that one got away."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Dalmartian Landing

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars