Alien Encounter Dreamer T-Shirts

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

"Well, that one got away."

Cosmonaut

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

The Monroe Doctrine

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'You do Botox?'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Inventing Time Travel

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

At the space-time institute.

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

End of Space Program