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'Location, location, location! If we had law offices on Mars, we would have twice as many billable hours a day.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Schrodinger's Black Box

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Epic Battles

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Cosmonaut

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Moon: Made in China