Alien Dreamer T-Shirts

'Location, location, location! If we had law offices on Mars, we would have twice as many billable hours a day.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Schrodinger's Black Box

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Epic Battles

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cosmonaut

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

The Big Tipper

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Shoot For The Moon

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"