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'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Well, that one got away."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Employee of the Month Parking

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'You do Botox?'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

We're With Stupid

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."