Alien Curiosity Seeker Gifts

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The discovery of electricity...

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Underweird bras."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Eureka!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."