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I got news for you fellas...we're gonna need a bigger probe! A cow alien abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Snowmen

"Take me to your mechanic."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'You do Botox?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"He chases submarines."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"We didn't even make the acknowledgements."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Dalmartian Landing

Martians spot an Earth UFO