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I got news for you fellas...we're gonna need a bigger probe! A cow alien abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You do Botox?'

"He chases submarines."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Dalmartian Landing