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That looks like a golf ball.

"Don't worry, Officer Ripley. I'll have your little vermin caught in no time."

Yeah, he's terrible at abducting people. Powell.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Young student to teacher: 'Enough about the ABC's! When do we learn about HDTV's, BMW's and UFO's?'

Surrey with a lunatic fringe on top.

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Enemies of the Earth

"Life, yes - but as for intelligent life, I have my doubts."

"I always wondered if UFO's were real!"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Save Our Universe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

dog vs UFO...

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

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Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'