Alien Hunter Pillows

That looks like a golf ball.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Young student to teacher: 'Enough about the ABC's! When do we learn about HDTV's, BMW's and UFO's?'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Enemies of the Earth

"Life, yes - but as for intelligent life, I have my doubts."

"I always wondered if UFO's were real!"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...