Alien Seeker Pillows

'I'm from the Galactic Department of Revenue, and your whole planet is delinquent!'

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Alien Snowmen

"Take me to your mechanic."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'You do Botox?'

Witch dice.

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."