Alien Seeker Gifts

'I'm from the Galactic Department of Revenue, and your whole planet is delinquent!'

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Alien Snowmen

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"It's just a tree."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Alien attack in the 1950s