Creature Curiosity T-Shirts

Killer whale jumping out of a fish bowl.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Flytrap nerd.

Olivia Had a Big Head.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Casting in the swamp.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Hog Futures

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'