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Ode to Woolly Bear.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'What happens after the end of time?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Monkey Handshake

Drink Me.

Invisible Man Kit

Flytrap nerd.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Yeah, these are the twins' cocoons. Joe has always been more competitive than Fred..."

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"What the hell was in that?!"

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'If you don't mind, I'd rather not lie down on my back.'

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'