Caterpillar Curious Gifts

Ode to Woolly Bear.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'What happens after the end of time?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Invisible Man Kit

Drink Me.

Flytrap nerd.

Monkey Handshake

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"What the hell was in that?!"

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"Yeah, these are the twins' cocoons. Joe has always been more competitive than Fred..."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

'If you don't mind, I'd rather not lie down on my back.'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Pew researchers!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."