Creature Curios Gifts

'Now you keep them scorpion claws away from your face, 'cause those things will pinch you real hard!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Casting in the swamp.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Something nocturnal."

Flytrap nerd.

"You call that a KISS?"

For services to Tourism. . .

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

How Platypuses Are Born

Chameleon.

Olivia Had a Big Head.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

Farmer's Market

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

Yeti

Bob's Apartment

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

Ode to Woolly Bear.

Weasal