Creature Curios Gifts

'Now you keep them scorpion claws away from your face, 'cause those things will pinch you real hard!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Casting in the swamp.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Something nocturnal."

Flytrap nerd.

"You call that a KISS?"

For services to Tourism. . .

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Chameleon.

Olivia Had a Big Head.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

"Pew researchers!"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

Farmer's Market

Yeti

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

Monster Bathrooms.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

Bob's Apartment

Weasal

Cycle of Life